Gay Leashes for Bi-Curious Dogs - business in the front, party in the back

What colour is this even? Sand? Stone? Pale Khaki?
If your canine has a fondness for the ineffable, this is for you, and by you, I mean them, the dog you share your life with.

DETAILS:
LENGTH- 5ish feet
HARDWARE- chrome, lever swivel snap & "D" ring
MATERIALS- nylon, dingdongs (pre-consumer bikini fabric factory off-cuts), tiny woven label, 3M reflective tape
INSIDE STRAP- lavender

VIBE- business in the front, party in the back

Le fine print:
Not suited for dogs who enjoy chewing their leash!
Hand-wash, or machine wash in a bag, hang-to-dry. No dryer, EVER!
Happy to repair any structural issues that may come up, all dangly things not included.

These ship in a Canada Post small box.
Happy to combine whatever else might fit.
Anything flat will ship separately.
Get in touch with any questions.